and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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