Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I did not marry a roomba.
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