apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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