i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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