I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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