...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
