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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Whatever it was. it was pregnant.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations

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(604): View more from British Columbia

omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.

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(914): View more from New York

I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.

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(540): View more from Virginia

She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.

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(254): View more from Texas

I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him

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(573): View more from Missouri

Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.

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