I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just gargled with NyQuil
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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