I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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