I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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