Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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