I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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