i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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