Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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