After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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