I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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