ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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