Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night