I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
