I look better un-naked...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
