he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
