what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i out mim tonsoeep
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize