Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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