Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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