Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You can make out without kissing
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