Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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