So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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