i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
third nipple confirmed
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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