Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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