You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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