She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
