Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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