Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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