Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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