Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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