real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
