You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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