i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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