omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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