Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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