Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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