so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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