I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We have started to decorate penises.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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