It's like God shit irony all over that family
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
