it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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