People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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