Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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