I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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