just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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