...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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