I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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