508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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