Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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