Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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