brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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